Dancing with the Stars Season 11 could be a circus. Who will be the ringmaster?

I don’t typically watch “Dancing with the Stars” (DWTS) but the rumors of the upcoming season’s possible cast of crazies has me wondering if I should watch while the show sinks to the ranks of shows gone by like “I’m a Celebrity… Get me out of Here!” and “The Surreal Life.”  In particular, I was surprised to read the “Jersey Shore” president of the NGA (No Grenades Allowed) “The Situation” (real name Mike Sorrentino), “The Hills” token brunette Audrina Patridge, rug munching comedienne (just jokes y’all!) Margaret Cho, desperately seeking a comeback Brandy, recently roasted David Hasselhoff, teen mom political pawn and spawn Bristol Palin, the woman who had 8 babies hoping to be famous Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, and the original dirty dancer Jennifer Grey.

The ABC show plans to formally announce the new cast for Season 11 on Monday, August 30, 2010 during “Bachelor Pad.”  The season premiers on September 20.

Who would you like to see on DWTS?

If this were a 3-ring circus, who would be the ringmaster?